A humble collection of misguided bridal advertising.
There's kind of a cheesy Flash Gordon feeling to this head-thingy. Or maybe she just escaped from a Thai restaurant menu.
This looks exactly like the hat my brother wore in our high school marching band. And not in a good way, either.
Yeah, we really were the Trojans. Shudder.
What? Do you know where it is? I haven't seen it since I sat down over there. It's just gone.
Why are you laughing? Help me find my frickin' bouquet!
I've gotten a few suggestions via email for these (seen any horrible dresses out there?).
Maybe they work if you're getting married on the 4th of July. Or in a fireworks factory. Or to The Tick.
Why does she have to prop her head up like that? About half the photos from that designer have that same pose. Is it a salute? A secret code? Will her head fall off if she moves her hand?
PhotoShop is a weapon in the wrong hands.
disclaimer: dress may not actually give you the ability to defy gravity. use at your own risk.
7/21/02 - 7/28/02
7/28/02 - 8/4/02
8/4/02 - 8/11/02
8/11/02 - 8/18/02
9/1/02 - 9/8/02
9/8/02 - 9/15/02
10/13/02 - 10/20/02
11/24/02 - 12/1/02
12/1/02 - 12/8/02
12/22/02 - 12/29/02
12/29/02 - 1/5/03
1/5/03 - 1/12/03
2/9/03 - 2/16/03
6/15/03 - 6/22/03
7/20/03 - 7/27/03