Going Bridal

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Bridezilla Confession Booth
bridal sins confessed

Cavalcade of Bad Bridal Fashion
bad photos & bad dresses

don't let your guests stiff you!

Wedding Planner (evil)
deeply bitter, but funny

Bridezilla Shop
Anti-bride Gear

Shut Up, Bridezilla ecard
say it electronically



shut up about your fucking wedding
The Anti-Bride Store
t-shirts starting at $12.99
greedy bride
Greedy Bride Store

wedding shoes

Martha Stuart's Excruciatingly Perfect Weddings
Best. Parody. Ever.


    Cavalcade of Bad Bridal Fashion
A humble collection of misguided bridal advertising.

You! Bridesmaids! Come back here right now!

I'm not done telling you what weight you'll need to be by the wedding - I'm looking at YOUR flabby arms, Becky - and what I want you to give me for my shower present, and what time you need to report for hair and makeup drill. Are you listening to me? Stop running!

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Did you want a dress made of doilies?

And what is with that pinky finger?

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Yeah, whatever, good, you've got your photo, now get me out of this thing.

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